Defensive worries lead to schoolyard tactics?

With Arsène taking to the stage at both his press conference and the AGM yesterday, there was a veritable feast of soundbitiness from which we can all pour over this Friday before the game against Hull tomorrow.

First and foremost, injuries, to which the news is mixed. In this age of instant information, most of what Le Boss said was common knowledge by the time he said it, but it’s the Koscienly news that was the most worrying for me. The reason I say that is because there was no return date put on his recovery time and availability. Arsène simply explained the prognosis and said that he has to rely on the player who said he is not ready. Reports this morning from the gutter press are that he’ll face around four weeks out and whilst that is unconfirmed, when you have a club like ours who seem to always underestimate recovery times, it wouldn’t surprise me to find out that there’s a bit more truth to that figure than we’d all like to believe.

Again, like a broken record, it does baffle you how the club did not address the defensive cover issue. It’s a question that was broached at the AGM yesterday and whilst Sir Chips and Ivan were very clear that there is more money to spend after the summers splurge, Arsène interestingly declined to comment. He was probably still feeling from the admission from Sir Chips that the club back the manager when he has a plan and stay out of it when he doesn’t.

Righto. So there was no plan then? That’s a shocking ‘reading-between-the-lines’ admission from the club and Arsène declining to comment doesn’t really help. But there’s nothing really that we can do about it so we just have to hope that tomorrow’s replacement – Nacho Monreal (who has admitted it has felt strange playing at centre half. Yes kids, I’m scared too) – can quickly adapt and prove himself an able body in the heart of our defence.

Anyway, I think we should seriously consider playing a 1-1-4-4 formation at the weekend and see if we can’t recreate a school yard kick-about with a 12-10 score line against The Tigers tomorrow. How awesome would that be? As long as Arsène doesn’t tell his boys to pick the ball up and go in for tea after 60 minutes because James Chester has been calling Alexis names. Jack would probably try and deck him anyway.

I’ve found it fascinating how much time and commentary has been apportioned to the Özil injury, which Arsène again felt the need to clarify the situation regarding him playing on at Chelski two weeks ago. I suppose Arsène probably feels he should have kept relatively schtum about the whole thing, because as soon as it came out the whole world jumped on it in exasperation at why he was allowing a player to play on despite injury. I too had a bit of a rant on the blog earlier in the week and so must hold myself as guilty as charged to my furore over the mismanagement of the injury. Wenger and his medical staff are still culpable for not being overly cautious on a players health, but their failure to act is not as extreme as it originally appeared.

There was even a hint that the injury won’t be as long as we thought, but let’s not imagine we’ll be seeing him back to full fitness much before the Christmas period now, eh?

Still, for all the doom and gloom on injuries, at least we have Diaby back. And Arteta. And Ramsey from Monday. And Walcott probably next week too, who will play in an under-21s game tonight and assuming he comes through unscathed, will most likely be involved in some capacity next weekend at Sunderland one would hope.

Arsène also talked us through the issue on racism in football management, the Invincibles and the Champions League coefficient, but if I’m completely honest with you having listened to the full presser this morning, I am less inclined to go into that stuff in more detail. Not because it is not interesting to talk about, but more because the questions put to him felt to me as if they were just designed to get soundbites out of the manager, not to get genuine insight into football matters. So naturally, the managers response is slightly guarded and you never really get much exciting to talk about.

Later in the afternoon, our boss sauntered his way over to The Emirates for the AGM and did his narrative in front of shareholders and members of fanshare, who will be attending the AGM for the last time, as it will be closing shortly, meaning less access for real fans to attend the AGM via the scheme. It’s a shame, but not to be unexpected, and the cynic inside me was always thinking that the board and Stan probably had an extra glass of Dom Pom after the event had concluded, knowing that future AGMs won’t be nearly as potentially spicy.

The event, by the sounds of it, is a watered down affair anyway by the sounds of it. With few questions taken from the floor and almost all most certainly screened beforehand, it’s a bit of a tick box exercise in corporate governance as it is, so anybody expecting to get any real answers out of these kinds of things is always going to be disappointed.

Why they are so dislikable

It’s a non-footballing Saturday for me, as I run some errands with The Management and then head off to a family 80th birthday party this afternoon, so in a sense I’m quite glad that Sky haven’t thrown in yet another 5.30pm kick off against that ‘orrible lot from West London.

Arsène still took to the stage though, albeit one filled with fuzzy mics in front of him and with an Emirates splashed background, for his pre-game presser. At the other side of the capital Jose was being his usual despicable self and trying to be as abrasive about us and our manager as he possibly could. Nothing he does is without sarcasm of genuine heartfelt meaning; even his compliments are barbed.

It’s probably why I hate Chelski as a football club more than any other team actually. Unbearable fans (yes, even worse than the spuds), a series of dislikable characters within their team (starting from their captain and working through), topped off with a manager who you just want to have his comeuppance delivered to him on a regular basis. He had it last season with his “specialist in failure” jibe at Arsène, to which Le Boss duly delivered a trophy when Jose’s cupboard was particularly bare. But one suspects that it probably won’t be a glorious consecutive year for them this time around.

As you’d expect, Arsène’s presser was more upbeat than my blogs in the run up to this game, particularly as I’m giving us absolutely no chance of vanquishing a team that must surely be supported by the Devil himself. He talked up the confidence of the team, whilst admitting the disaster that was last year and the need to consign the result to history and think only of the hear and now. Easy words to be spoken, but whether or not the result plays into the mindset of the players tomorrow we can not be sure until kick off. I can’t see how it won’t if I’m honest; we were flattened by a team that, as soon as they were 2-0 up and the opposition were down to ten men, we’re always going to put us to the sword.

The hope is that the reaction from the players is one of revenge. That’s what I got from the transcript of what The Ox was saying yesterday when he spoke of the team going to Stamford Bridge to ‘make a statement’. I hope that transmits to the other Arsenal players on the pitch, because we’ll need a full compliment of good performances to pick up any points at all.

As for the whole Fabregas thing, he’ll of course get booed, whatever Arsène says, but it will be at The Emirates when the boos ring out loudest, so I don’t think anybody should really be making too much of it if I’m honest. His Arsenal legacy is tarnished by his move to Stamford Bridge, he’ll never be viewed as a ‘legend’ in my book and he’s just another enemy that I hope has a poor game on Sunday. We move on.

That’s all I’ve got time for today. Back tomorrow with a match preview.

Cheerio.

Pressures on, but enforced changes may be a blessing

Big game today boys and girls, big game indeed. Not least because a consecutive defeat in the Champions League will make qualification from the group stages look very precarious. It seems quite amazing that at Matchday 2 out of six in the competition we are already worrying about an early exit, but such is the importance of getting yourself up and running on Matchday 1, that it immediately puts pressure on you to win your next game.

Arsène knows this, saying as much when he spoke to the press yesterday about tonight’s game, in which he effectively set out his blueprint for advancement to the next stages: win all of your home games and pick up at least one point away from home. Ten points is usually enough to see sides navigate these early parts of the competition and his – and our – experience of managing, watching or playing in this competition tells us that he speaketh the truth.

But a defeat, or even draw tonight, means that you have to win one and draw one of your two remaining away games in this stage. It doesn’t really afford much margin for error. Which is why we’ve usually been alright and already won our first game of the group stages by now. It takes the pressure off. But no matter, we have the chance to get up and running against Galatasaray, plus we can all be under no illusions that on paper the hardest group game came first with the away trip to Dortmund.

In terms of team news it’s as expected really. No Arteta and Ramsey, but Wilshere makes the squad having trained yesterday. With Jack’s record and Arsène’s gambling ability akin to Paul Merson’s skills at the bookies, I’d be inclined to save Jack for the bench in today’s game. In Dortmund he picked up a knock to his ankle which he looked to have exacerbated in the NLD, but thankfully he seems to have recovered well enough, but I’d still be inclined not to risk him if a few more extra days training and rest will help.

Whether Arsène adopts the same mindset is anybody’s guess. If he doesn’t, I’d expect to either see Rosicky slot in to that box-to-box role instead of Jack/Rambo, or Santi come in to play wide left. That would move Mesut into the centre, Alexis on the right and The Ox in the middle of the park. I didn’t watch the game against Southampton last week, but by the sounds of it Tomas had an evening to forget, so on that basis I wonder if Arsène will look to see if The Ox can replicate his excellent performances of last season against Crystal Palace and Bayern Munich, in which he played in the centre of the park and was arguably the man-of-the-match in both.

At least Arsène has choices in the middle of the park that won’t have us cursing our injury record, because let’s face it, defensively we have enough to worry about. Rumours are rife that Koscienly is carrying a knock and has done for a few weeks, but Le Boss’ failings to strengthen are putting him under pressure to remain fit whilst both Debuchy and Monreal are sidelined. It also puts a lot of pressure on Chambers to be consistent at right back and, with still only a handful of first team appearances under his belt, it does seem quite unfair to place such a burden on a 19-year-old. But that is that path that we have chosen as a club and we have to hope that all remaining defenders can remain ready, willing and able to fight for the cause. Starting tonight.

The Galatasaray threat will invariably come from the trickery of Wesley Sneijder who, despite my own assumptions that he was clearly past it having toodled off to Turkey for an extended holiday for a few years, has shown for the Dutch national team that he still remains a very good player. I don’t know Galatasaray very well – well, apart from what Champions League games I’ve watched of them – but I do know that the old stereotype of Turkish teams not travelling too well is still in existence. Their vocal away support will be at it’s raucous best, but we have to quieten them down by asserting our dominance early. That means we have to start like we did against City and also the Spuds, albeit getting a better result, but we need to put them on the back foot early.

How do we do that? Hopefully by reverting to 2013/14 Arsenal and playing Mesut through the middle. He doesn’t have to stay there, but it gives him licence to roam as he sees fit and there’s something that feels a bit more balanced about having a player with a free role in the middle of the park. I’m no tactical expert, so can’t really tell you why (perhaps it just looks better and easier to explain when you look at a formation, a la Championship Manager), but it just feels like it makes sense to have Özil dictating play from behind Welbeck.

Who knows, maybe the forced change Arsène would have to make through injuries would be a blessing in disguise, with Wenger realising that last seasons Arsenal was a more successful blueprint for him to work from. But then again, we do all know he’s a stubborn old mule at the best of times, so let’s not hold our breath.

Having missed the Besiktas game, I’ll be at The Emirates tonight and it’ll be exciting to get our Champions League campaign underway in my eyes, so I hope the performance matches my hopes and expectations for the evenings frivolities.

Up The Arsenal.

NLD nerves, despite everyone tipping us to win

Good morning to you on a very important day in the football calendar indeed. Derby day. The North London One. At home. Three points is the target and up and down the land (and the globe actually) there are Gooners like you and I nervously counting down the time to kick off. And it is nervous, isn’t it? Because let’s face it, without wanting to trot out all of the old cliché’s, the great form that we’ve had at home since the dawn of the Premier League era mean the square root of naff all today.

We host a Tottenham team who have just come off the back of a disappointing home defeat to West Brom (you can’t really call the midweek games the last games that the teams will have played because the two North London sides are completely different to the ones that will be rocking up today) and who have struggled to find their rhythm since the start of the season. In fact, you’d go as far to say that Spurs’ form is pretty poor so far. Over the last few weeks the Spuds have lost twice at home to West Brom and Liverpool, whilst also being pegged back by Sunderland away. So it’s hardly a Tottenham team that will be kicking off at The Emirates full of swagger. That’s what we’ve had during the previous 5-2 victories a couple of seasons ago, so I don’t really know what to make of the Spuds going in to this game. I mean, we could just as easily have that lot giving the games of their lives against us that belies their recent form, as we could see a comfortable evening of goals for our lads.

What does worry me is the fact that everyone is pipping us for a comfortable afternoon. When you’ve got people like Paul Merson saying we’ll have an easy afternoon and a 3-0 victory, Mark Lawrenson saying it will be a comfortable 2-1 and even Jamie Redknapp telling us the Spuds are a ‘million miles’ away from us, it instills anything but confident in your humble narrator here. Only because we’re not Chelski or City. Our dollar hasn’t been tainted with oil and we haven’t also managed to buy a truck-load of luck, so usually when everything points in Arsenal’s favour, we get a bloodied nose. Next week we’ll be on the receiving end of the pundits telling us that we haven’t got a chance against Chelski and it’s almost certain that what they say will come to pass, but when we are the favourites, rarely do we have it easy. I’m praying not to have that today. I’m praying for a real comprehensive victory that sees us a few goals up by halftime and a nice 45 minutes of jovial frivolity for the second half.

As for the teams, I suspect we’ll see the same side that dispatched Villa last week, minus The Ox for Alexis. So I am hoping that Arsene decide’s that Mesut should sit behind Welbeck and see if they can combine well as both did at VIlla Park. Defensively we’ll need Chambers to be at his best against a Chadli who looks a little bit more impressive than the five-minute player that played last season up against Jenkinson. The Spuds will play with a 4-2-3-1 and have Chadli and Lamela either side of Adebayor with Erikson sitting as the playmaker. Arteta will be responsible for making sure that Erikson doesn’t find space in between our defence and the midfield, so my hope is that he performs better than in the Dortmund game, in which he continuously let players run in beyond him.

It’s why Ramsey’s role in the team will be so important. Ramsey is at his best – I think – when he is starting from deeper and pushing forward. With Ramsey’s starting position being further up the field, it doesn’t give him the licence to be as successful with his driving runs I don’t think, so I hope Arsene opts for the Welshman sitting a little deeper than when he started the season. That would support Arteta and help to stifle the Spuds attack.

Our attacking quartet will need to find a way past Kaboul, Verthongen and Capoue who, up until his injury in the NLD last season, I thought looked like a decent player. Both him and Dembele can travel with the ball and look decent with it at their feet, but if Mesut can find those pockets in between their back four and the two deeper lying midfielders, he could have a good afternoon. He missed last seasons game because he hadn’t been signed in time, so I’m hoping he can show the world of his quality and build on the great performance of last week.

As Arsene mentioned in his presser yesterday, Ozil and Welbeck’s partnership was good last week and it has to be good today. Unlike two weeks ago when Welbeck found his chances few and far between, one suspects that he’ll be given more opportunities to put one away against this Spuds team. They play very open and do not have the requisite quality that Moneychester City have, so if Welbeck is presented with a chance it’s important that he puts it away. He opened his account last week in great poachers fashion, but he needs to get a run of games in which he’s scoring to secure his place in the side for the long-term. Let’s not forget that it was an excellent and deft touch of Giroud’s that won us this game last season, so that is what Welbeck needs to replicate today. If he can do it a few times too that would be grand.

We’ve drawn too many games already this season, so ideally we need the win more than anything else. A draw won’t really feel like we’ve mastered the ‘big games’ just yet, so its imperative that we don’t let a psychological barrier begin to build like it has in previous seasons. Having said that, it’s what I believe will happen today, as I think we’ll not see a Tottenham side anything else other than wanting to make a statement. I think we’re in for a tough afternoon and given our propensity to ship goals from set pieces, it wouldn’t surprise me if we get sucker-punched with a Kaboul goal from a corner or something like that. Chasing a football match is nobodies idea of fun, but I have a nasty feeling that’s what we might see this afternoon. After all, we’ve got form in that regard if you think about the two 5-2 victories.

I hope my gut feeling is wrong, I hope we can give them a smashing, so let’s all do our part to help the team to shout ourselves hoarse come 7.20pm London time this evening.

Come. On. You. Reds.

The Mushroom Man talks, the boys are up for it

Bleugh. Feels like the whole world is conspiring against you after a terrible nights sleep, having spent the early hours of the morning convinced that you’ve ruptured your intestinal lining based purely on the amount of times you rolled over, then you get up to shower and have that really annoying thing when you put your clothes on and you’re itchy all over.

I can only hope that I am taking the pain and all that life is throwing at me, in return for an early-evenings entertainment of pure Arsenal North London Derby bliss. We can only hope.

The countdown has well and truly begun to the NLD and as usual, there are plenty of people that have plenty to say about it, including that Spuds manager who sounds like he’s a fancy mushroom you put in risotto. He’s talked about making history, being confident, whilst also praising Arsène Wenger for his active service at The Arsenal. It’s all just platitudes designed to stir up the excitement of a big game, but as usual, it doesn’t really affect my mood at all. I’m still bricking it as I always do. It’s not really a nice feeling actually. It would be so much nicer if the local team to us we’re a bit more poo than they are. I mean, if the Spuds were battling relegation every season, I think I would feel so much better about each time we played them. People will tell you that given our home record against them in the Premier League, that we should feel like that anyway, but I often think that stat of the Spuds having won twice in the Premier League is a little misleading. After all, there’s been a heck of. Lot of draws. Which means our superb record doesn’t seem as superb in my eyes.

Arsène will take his bit seat in the press conference room today and face a barrage of questions of the importance of the game, who’s fit, as well as his opposite number in the dugout tomorrow. No doubt he’ll be effusive with his praise for Mushroom Man, but what he will have to navigate through with some trickery, is our poor record against the top seven sides. Only Liverpool and the Spuds appear to be the sides that we’ve been able to get one over in the last few years, so whilst this immediate hurdle will not be seen as one of the ‘usuals’ in terms of us expected to be beaten, it still represents another question of our ability to handle big games.

Thankfully, the noises coming from the players is very positive, with the Ox talking about the spring in the step of the team this week. Apparently Alexis is so excitable that his signature short pull-up has caused him to be a doubt with serious groin haemorrhaging. Of course I kid! But it’s good to hear he’s up for it.

Flamini returns for tomorrow’s game and, although more of an anticipated line up will be guessed by yours truly tomorrow, I wouldn’t be surprised to see the terrier start. We shall see. At least the news about other players is good; no fresh niggles, knocks and sprains, so Le Boss will have a relatively full compliment (barring the long-term absentees we already know about) to choose from tomorrow. Which is always good.

That’s all I gots for you today I’m afraid. My brain hurts and feels like I’ve been punched in the face by Thor, so I think I’ll lie my head back on this Met Line train and rest my eyes for a bit. Wake me up when I get to Finchley Road…

Looking objectively, there are still worrying signs

Having not been able to get an acceptable stream on any device in my household (I possess one of the world’s oldest Dell laptops and my iPhone never plays ball with streaming from t’internet), I must confess that today’s blog is a little bit light when it comes to personal experience of the game.

Given that the result was not one in our favour, I’m not sure if that is actually a blessing in disguise, as we wake up this morning knowing that there is one less competition we can win than there was this time yesterday.

Whilst lack of viewing means any kind of effective analysis or post mortem over the defeat at the hands of Southampton is relatively redundant, what I can give you is the thoughts of somebody who is looking a little bit more in black and white at the result based on responses from people on Twitter, as well as the manager. I certainly don’t have the gnashing of teeth that I have had before after watching a defeat, or in recent weeks the performances against Leicester and Dortmund.

So what of yesterday’s result? First and foremost, the word that springs to my mind is ‘unfortunate’, because it’s a competition that we have a more realistic chance of winning than the Premier or Champions League. But if we’re all honest with ourselves, with the lack of defensive options we currently have, there’s no way in which we could have still been in all four competitions come February next year and managed to keep all of our key players fit. Rotation has to be the aim of the game and Arsène did the right thing by giving Per, Kos and Gibbs the night off.

What is unfortunate however, is that by the sounds of it, our offensive squad players hardly covered themselves in glory. Rosicky, Podolski and Campbell all had a chance to prove that they should be more in the managers thoughts than they are, yet the fact it was a only a superb Alexis finish from a dead ball position within 15 minutes that we had to show for our troubles come full time, shows that they clearly didn’t show what they are capable of. Goals are not everything, but from what I’ve read Rosicky and Podolski were particularly notable in their poor performances, whilst Joel Campbell’s quiet night will have a lot of Gooners wondering if we have a Costa Rican Carlos Vela. Although admittedly he did love this competition and scored a few decent goals in it too.

It’s the fact that the squad players didn’t perform which worries me more than the actual result. If we’d have lost on penalties after a 4-4 draw in which all of the forward players had scored there’d probably be more cause for optimism, yet our laboured attacking play makes you wonder if beyond the first 13 or 14 players that regularly play for the first team, we have enough quality to cover if another injury crisis sets in at the pointy end of the team.

But perhaps snap-judgements should not be the Soupe de jour and we should accept that it was an off night for Arsenal. Let’s not forget that this wasn’t a League One side we were up against. Southampton are once again surprising everybody and with the way Koeman has them playing at the moment, I think they’ll be a top 10 Premier League side come May, easily. A penalty and wonder strike aside, the teams appear evenly matches and when Southampton next visit the Emirates in the league, we won’t be taking the opponents lightly in any way, shape or form.

Back to the squad rotation worry, and there’s part of me that wonders if the fact some of these players aren’t played enough (we all know Arsène isn’t a fan of rotation), makes a difference in performances like this. After all, being asked to play 90 minutes after you’ve barely featured as a sub could perhaps lead you to being slightly off-key on a night like last nights. Maybe I’m being too lenient, but if Arsène rotated a little more game-by-game, maybe we’d have seen a different Rosicky or Podolski? Genuinely not sure with that one.

So it’s hardly the best preparation for the weekends NLD, but hopefully it won’t affect the players’ confidence too much, because the likelihood is that Wenger will make wholesale changes to his team. Worryingly, he spoke of slight knocks to Mertesacker from the weekend, but he did say that he should be ok. At this point I’m sure you’re rolling my eyes at the prospect of some of our defenders already being ‘on the edge’, but given that I’m becoming a bit of a broken record on the defensive deficiencies in depth, I won’t labour the point too much. Suffice to say I hope you are crossing everything every week to ensure that we have our defenders remain fit until at least January.

Before I sign off for the day, there’s one point Arsène did mention in his post-match press conference, which was about having Diaby as a defensive minded midfielder. It’s an interesting comment because he has all of the physical attributes to play that role, but given his propensity for an injury or seven, I do find it surprising that Arsène is talking up a man like Diaby to play a role in which you’ve got to be a bit robust in ball winning. It also means that Diaby would have to curb his natural instinct to galivant forward to support the attacking players. We’ll also have to be wary as fans that we attach too much hope that he can fill the gap that exists in defensive midfield. This is a guy who has all too often broken down so quickly he has barely put together a run of five games, so to expect him to be anything else other than injured in a months time (as sad as that would be), would be to ignore his previous. But hey, maybe I’ll be proven wrong and he’ll be the missing link that spearheads our title challenge.

Just don’t put any of your hard-earned cash on it.

Arsène and his cassette, they won’t countenance freebies

I wonder why Arsène hasn’t had his pre-match presser yet? He normally does these things on a Spursday when we’re away from home at the weekend, so to leave it all until the last minute, is a bit strange.

Mind you, given his love for a last minute deal – see any of the last four or five transfer windows for an example of that – perhaps he’s developed a penchant for leaving everything in his world to the last minute. When he needs to go the the loo (the one where you have to take a paper or your 5110 to play snakes on), I bet he waits until he is touching cloth before he heads to the throne room.

Perhaps he’s waiting for some good news on Jack and Debuchy. Maybe he thinks that if he waits a little longer he’ll be told that Debuchy will be out for two weeks whilst Jack will be ready for the weekend, but come on now Arsène, we are Arsenal. We’re masters of the worlds longest ‘three-weeks away’ injuries and unlike Chelski, who I’m convinced also sold their souls to the devil every time I see them get away with something (like the Costa lengthy injury that turned out to be a week), we aren’t afforded any kind of good fortune when it comes to injuries.

Maybe he’s just decided that he can’t be arsed with the journos any more. That would be funny. Seeing them all eagerly waiting for his arrival and which words they can seize and re-shape to their own agenda, only to be greeted with one of the PR team quietly walking in with a life-size cardboard cut out of Le Boss and a tape player – a full on old fashioned one that you have to put a cassette into – to which they hit play and all they here on a continuous loop for ten minutes is Arsène saying “congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!” and so on and so forth.

All this is to say that there really isn’t much to say about The Arsenal today. The players have been speaking to the site about how they must learn from their mistakes, not be naive, yada-yada-yada, but we’ve all heard it before. And besides, none of us like reading or talking about the spoken response from poor performances on the official site, we like talking about how they went away from home after a tough midweek game and gave Aston Villa a right old tonking.

Obviously that’s highly unlikely, but I’d be over the moon with any result that can get us three points come 5pm on Saturday. Villa has always been a tough place for us to go, so I’m not expecting anything less that a really close game, but more on that tomorrow with a match preview I think.

There’s nowt really else going on I’m afraid. Unless you countenance the rumour that Arsenal are in for Lassana Diarra, a free agent after leaving Russia, but I’m not really buying that one I’m afraid. Firstly, he left in slightly acrimonious circumstances, bemoaning Arsène and the lack of game time he got. Secondly, he would probably represent a very Flaminiesque-style signing, to which we already have Flamini so one would have to wonder what the point would be. Thirdly, like it or not, Arsène loves Arteta and he’s his captain so I don’t think he’ll be benching him regularly this season. Do you?

So I suspect that those of you who are wondering about the free transfer market, should probably cast your gaze elsewhere, because this is the squad we have for the next three and a bit months and we need to hope that Arsène finds a solution from within to the shoddy start to the season we’ve had.

As for me, I’m going to go to work, look forward to the weekend and put up some curtains. That’s not metaphorical, I literally am putting up curtains tomorrow, I’m that rock and roll.

Catch you tomorrow.