Arsenal must really hate it when their own news gets filtered through the press before they even have a chance to proof read it, pick the right images and get it on the official site. It doesn’t matter whether it’s good or bad news, in today’s society with the access to information that everybody has (and is therefore invariably an expert), we get exposed to things waaaaay before the club intends it to be so.
When it’s good news I bet the PR team are all “ahhhh, we wanted to tell you guys'”, where as when it’s bad news they are probably less enthused about releasing it, but at the same time they realise that when it’s out before they announce it, it makes the official site look dated before they’ve even had a chance to brief the press. It must be like the kid at school who always finished your sentences so you used to deliberately tell the little blighter the wrong answers so he’d get them wrong. Then you’d make sure you booted the ball at him extra hard at lunchtime when he was in goal after headers & volleys and he was in for the last person in so had to be subjected to the Death Shot.
Transfers is the most obvious example – not of the Death Shot, but of when news is old before released – but the example that is most recent is the news regarding the latest spate of injuries that we seem to have sustained. Arsène will no doubt assume the position for his pre-match press conference today and I’m sure he’ll confirm what multiple news sources are already reporting: Ramsey is out for a month, Arteta is out for three weeks, Jack is touch-and-go for tomorrow but should be fine for the weekend, oh and Koscienly is suffering from a knock that should probably mean that he’s rested, but the whole ‘ it buying enough defenders in the summer’ thing has reared it’s ugly head and we’re down to first team bare bones before September has waved goodbye.
It means that Twitter and the rest of the world has already had it’s chance to react, which includes a scary looking image from The Telegraph about all of the injuries we’ve had in the last eight years. The scary parts are the number of ankle and hamstring injuries. That’s 107 banjaxed hammy’s and is a little worrying, especially when you work out that it’s 13 every season, or more than one every month throughout the course of the last eight seasons. That makes you question the medical team at Arsenal for sure, because hamstrings are the ones that go when overworked. I know it’s not as simple as that all of the time, but you see figures like the one shown last night and it does make you worry that this problem isn’t going away any time soon, which makes the decision to leave us so short defensively all the more baffling.
Impact injuries and ones like the Ramsey or Eduardo broken leg can be explained away as unfortunate, as they already have ad nauseum, but it’s those injuries that come as a result of wear and tear through excessive use and lack of rest that are the most frustrating.
At the heart of this, Arsène needs to at least try to undertake more rotation than he likes to in the league and cup games. There’s no need for tinkering on a large Ranierian scale, just a tweak here and there for players that look like their suffering from form and fitness. We don’t need round pegs put in square holes because they are expensive round pegs that came diamond encrusted and sold to us by a beautiful maiden with heaving bosom’s. We just need to try other pegs when the best pegs we have need a bit of recovery time. Or something.
It’s like a nice pair of black shoes, Arsène. You can wear them all the time if you like, but they’ll probably be knackered in nine months, so you’re far better to get a second pair of black shoes to wear every once in a while to extend the life of your favourite shoes.
Don’t go out and buy a whole new wardrobe of shoes Arsène (you only need one or two new pairs in January), just make sure that you use all of the ones in your wardrobe, and you’ll find that they’re all just as comfortable and some even look as good as the ones you’re wearing all the time.
Anyway, that’s enough feet-based metaphorical chitter-chatter for one day. Have a good one Gooners.